年份:2012
地区:大陆
语言:国语
导演:傅百良
演员:赵本山 小沈阳 于月仙 唐鉴军 王小利
更新:2023.12.06
剧情介绍:鞭炮声中银岭市民间艺术团正式改制转企变为银岭市民间艺术演出公司,二队队长尤任友(老尤)匆忙赶到。副队长于戴宁在团长岳文博(岳团)门口焦急地等来老尤。老尤跟岳团理论,想要争取留下二队,岳团表示无能为力,此时一队队长郝军来找岳团。老尤抓住机会争取到演出,岳团答应暂时保留二队。一队音响师陈中贵,人称陈老抠,拿着生鸡蛋来小卖部找小芬煮。一队演员周媛媛知道自己被分流,一时愣住。二队演员王丹在家灌血肠,王丹老公刀哥劝王丹辞职。老尤和于戴宁商量分工找演员和音响师。此时二队没签分流合同的人只剩齐大鹏、翟小明、王丹和李莹莹。王丹接老尤电话,刀哥劝王丹辞职灌血肠,王丹不同意。齐大鹏在卖化妆品,没听到老尤的电话。老尤到商场请回齐大鹏。周媛媛找郝军理论,郝军让周媛媛去二队试试。周媛媛来找老尤想留在二队,被老尤拒绝。陈中贵来找郝军,郝军被陈中贵气着,决定分流陈中贵。李莹莹来找老尤辞职,老尤傻眼。此时老尤媳妇侯玉红得知被骗,从楼梯滚落摔伤。老尤匆忙赶往医院。老尤安慰侯玉红安心养病。第二天,于戴宁汇报还没找到音响师。单位食堂包经理女儿包晓玲在公园练唱,郝军表弟一队演员牛卫国来找包晓玲拿饭票,陈中贵也来找包晓玲,包晓玲高兴地跟陈中贵走了,不理牛卫国。老尤派文小宝请周媛媛回来,文小宝说错话被周媛媛骂走。于戴宁正在找音响师,于妈找到单位逼于戴宁相亲,于戴宁无奈之下谎称自己有男朋友。陈中贵来小卖部拿鸡蛋,于戴宁回身看到陈中贵,灵机一动,请陈中贵假装男朋友,陈中贵答应帮忙。翟小明正在某开业庆典演出,匆忙接电话,来找老尤,被老尤留在二队,文小宝进来说被周媛媛打回来,老尤又让翟小明去请周媛媛。陈中贵假装男朋友把于妈糊弄走。
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